Hopefully he won't be there for long, seeing as there's a general election coming up.
Hopefully he won't be there for long, seeing as there's a general election coming up.
Wonder if Kate’s mystery abdominal ‘injury’ and that royal who topped himself last week, are in any way connected
Are you saying that Kate shot herself? There's definitely something weird going on.
Right, I’m taking one of the final opportunities to comment before the sporranites’ zoomer Hate Crime Act kicks in on April 1st, and hurt feelings become a recognised medical condition, treatable on the NHS (15-year waiting list notwithstanding).
Fùck off and shag your closest relatives, family pets, and the hole you’ve bored in the wall to watch the great-granny next door take a bath, you hun, tim, jute, Inverness Masons, and Cove perverts and wrong ‘uns. You’ve all got poopy bums, scrotal warts (however you identify gender-wise) and are the issue of previous generation, out-of-wedlock coition with the aforementioned orifices.
In fact, just fùck off. Cùnts.
That's the Princess of Wales announced that she's having treatment for cancer. So let that put an end to all the speculation.
The royals are dropping like flies