Right , where to start?
Boris and Brazil.
The day after I find out that England refuses to recognise someone's vaccination status if the vaccine was administered in South America, Africa or any other of those funny little places, it turns out he has been pleading for an emergency food deal with Brazil for xmas turkeys.
Not that there'll be a shortage mind you because we can trust the British public not to panic buy.
Anyway, you're better off without spending your money on turkey because you probably won't be able to cook it because your oven won't work.
Bootiful.