Like Mason, whale's gobs and I remain unacquainted.
I did have a p1ss next to Charlie Nicholas once.
It’s never happened to me but I once found myself standing in front of Jackie Baillie in a sandwich shop.
Like Mason, whale's gobs and I remain unacquainted.
I did have a p1ss next to Charlie Nicholas once.
I’ve mentioned this a few times before but as celebrity encounters go, it’s a good one.
I had a pee next to Dougie Donnelly on the Arran ferry
“Nursery graduations”.
What the ****ing ****ity **** are those?
And their ****ing function?
The world’s gone nuts.
I graduated from Brucehill Nursery in 1980, with a 2.2 in Fuzzy Felts
Oooh. Get YOU, influencer.
I’m afraid I’ve just heard of it. Due entirely to entitled middle class wonkers moaning about this breach of their inconsequential ‘freedoms’, no doubt adding to the mental anguish of their four year olds to the extent of requiring individual therapists.
I had heard of “proms” (FFS), graduation ceremonies for primary schoolkids and other such pish to allow the yummy mummies of Forest Avenue and New Money Heights, Westhill to flaunt their conspicuous consumption.
It’s all @rsehole boll0cks.