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Thread: AFC limericks

  1. #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by NaeMairNeeps View Post
    OK, Ah'm gonna hand over tae the rest o' ye now ... but maybe just gie ye a start if yer stuck ....

    A midfield playmaker, Jim Bett ....

    (rhymes aplenty ... go for yer life guys )
    A midfield playmaker, Jim Bett
    Liked a shower once he’d worked up a sweat
    But if in came a player
    With a bit of Dutch flair
    It would likely end up in a fecht

  2. #12
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    Tip: try learning how metre works.

  3. #13
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    There was an auld mannie called JJ
    Who made a great deal in his heyday
    Bides on the coast
    And he does love to boast
    That he never need worry bout payday

  4. #14
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    The weather outside was so bitter
    Young Ernie and Joe stole a gritter
    They drove to the pub
    Then said, here’s the rub,
    If we’d gone out to train we’d be fitter.

  5. #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    Tip: try learning how metre works.
    That's 'meter' you daft ****. As in 'pentameter'. It's all about the feet.

    Or, in the case of verse, 'scansion' (rhymes with 'stanchion' but not 'Scanlon').

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    There was a group of posters called happy clappers
    Who all turned into a bunch of flappers

    They disappeared of the site
    Because they said we were all depressing
    But really it was because we are utter shite

  7. #17
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    There was a poster called naemairneeps
    Who really does love the sheep
    He likes to write a limerick
    Cos he thinks he's a bit of a ticket
    His posts read like JJs skits
    If JJ were off his tits

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    Limericks are pish
    Thus tgre

  9. #19
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    Limerick's nae really your thing Aldo?

  10. #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devanha Red View Post
    Limericks are pish
    Thus tgre



    Devanha Red at the pond in his fleece
    A loud noise that had broken the peace
    To Muir of Ord he had gone
    Thought he saw flying swan
    But of course what he saw were some geese
    Last edited by StandfreeFM; 27-08-2019 at 10:02 AM.

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