AFC limericks

[pieandbovrilman]

The fermer said ats ma sheep you’ve been shaggin’
Dandy said it’s cos my wife’s aye naggin’
Fan the sheep a saw Bob
Wi his big 12 inch nob
The rest o the flock were a gaggin’ !

[NaeMairNeeps]

It was said of a defender called Andy,
that at fitba he wisna ower handy.
In the blue of our nation,
He gave clear indication,
of what on a good day he can dae.

[pieandbovrilman]

Oor Andy got a Scotland cap
Watching the game it fair made me nap
It really wis borin
And soon had me snorin
Spilling ma dram on ma lap

[57vintage]

I think that it’s nearing the time
When on my high horse I must climb
Since overt, not sublim’nal
Some efforts are criminal
Acts against scansion and rhyme

[afc1903mad]

Some call him a traffic cone I see
And slate him with fervent glee
But he answered the call
Was immense on the ball
That’s Andy, our Deeside Desailly

[pieandbovrilman]

Fair play to Considine , Andy
On answering the call it wis Awfa handy
Back to back clean sheets
Many couldna lace his beets
Three cheers for oor legendary Dandy

[NaeMairNeeps]

Doug Considine's ower the moon,
wi the efforts o' Andy, his loon.
on staking his claim,
to the Dons' hall o' fame,
and a shottie o' King Joey's croon.

[StandfreeFM]

Mason89 throws accusations all night
Even though they're invariably sh!te
He's paranoid and delusional.
Invariably juvenile.
It's because he's not very bright

This didn't get the appreciation it should of at the time. For that, I apologise. Splendid work sir

[afc1903mad]

This didn't get the appreciation it should of at the time. For that, I apologise. Splendid work sir

Thanks, but wait till you see some of NaeMairNeeps efforts.

Here’s my favourite

A Dandy wis shaggin a sheep,
whilst the wooly one chaa'd on a neep.
Cried the fermer, 'Oi Numpty!'
' t' fvck are ye up tae?'
and the sheep swiftly answered 'baaaaa deep!'

[NaeMairNeeps]

Thanks, but wait till you see some of NaeMairNeeps efforts.

Here’s my favourite

A - F.C.1 - 9.0.3 - Mad,
that you're likin my efforts Ah'm glad.
To rhyme it's a pleasure,
observing c'rect measure
'57' might consider 'nae bad'