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Thread: AFC limericks

  1. #221
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    A young Dons playmaker, Lewis Ferguson,
    Wi the lassies, the effort he fair pits in.
    He says "dinna get gobby,
    "or Ah'll summon the bobby ...
    " ... and Ah dinna mean Constable Hermiston!"

  2. #222
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    Fae ma neighbour's hoose came a big roar,
    as the last pen the Serbs failed tae score.
    As Ah screamed a big 'YAAASSSS!'
    Ah saw ma cat's arse,
    disappear like a shot oot the door.

  3. #223
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    In the diddy cup game v St Myron
    On all cylinders the Dons werena firin
    A howler fae Lewis
    Wis the last straa tae screw us
    Fan the fiick is McInnes retirin?

  4. #224
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    We were bound to struggle that night,
    For the managers tactics weren’t right.
    Half the players he picks
    Are complete useless pr!cks
    And Ojo is worse than sh!te

  5. #225
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    But Deek will nae get the boot
    Nae his fault so many were oot
    A ready made excuse
    To deflect the abuse
    Fae fans that were pissed as a newt

  6. #226
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    ... jist thinkin .... the idea o' makky up Latin (see New Club Motto thread) opens up great possibilities for limerick rhymes

    .. and so ...

    Gubbdus tunilus v Livius
    Operandus Modus v Hibius
    Obviouslius Hideous
    Macinus Oblivious
    Non conscientia in optimus tacticius

  7. #227
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    Erratus per Captanus Joluis
    costus non unus but tuis
    bangerium Insertum
    elevatius rectum
    non selecto til radjus impruvus

  8. #228
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    Ach ... fit the Fk .... seasons ower ... time we got the limericks goin again ....

    A manager named Stephen Glass,
    rarely had the dons fans screamin' "YAAASSS"
    so much time on the ball,
    but producin' fk all,
    til he found himsel oot on his arse.

    Jim Goodwin did take the decision,
    tae take up the manager's position.
    Top six for the takin,
    but Jeeziz, fock sake min,
    He near took us doon a division!

  9. #229
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    There was a defender called Andy,
    One hundred percent a top Dandy.
    'Once a Don' it is said,
    You're for evermore red.
    Even tho ye might sign for 'Ferranti'

  10. #230
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    An' back tae Latin?

    Managerius Jimmius Gudwinius
    Non improvius onus Macinnius
    Strikerus cum Banjus
    Coozersus non spankus
    et defensores leakus ut seivius.

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