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  1. #1
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    A good win was had at Dundee
    A new Boss, we a wish to see
    Some really want Neil
    That would make us go feel
    But Adolf would fill us with glee!

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    Employing Adolf Hutter would be a fantastic choice
    The equivalent of a managerial Rolls Royce
    Fergie’s record might even be under threat
    But it’s not something we will regret
    So let’s get ready to party and rejoice

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    The Dons, well they need a new boss
    To replace the old gaffer, Badloss
    The candidates came
    To the chairman's great shame
    He appointed thon Jeremy Goss

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    Hmmm….

    Walloper walloper walloper
    Walloper walloper walloper
    Walloper walloper
    Walloper walloper
    Walloper walloper walloper

    Perfect meter and scansion, but both rhyme schemes need further work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    Hmmm….

    Walloper walloper walloper
    Walloper walloper walloper
    Walloper walloper
    Walloper walloper
    Walloper walloper walloper

    Perfect meter and scansion, but both rhyme schemes need further work.
    😂😂

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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    Hmmm….

    Walloper walloper walloper
    Walloper walloper walloper
    Walloper walloper
    Walloper walloper
    Walloper walloper walloper

    Perfect meter and scansion, but both rhyme schemes need further work.
    Now there's a source o' inspiration ... let's see ...

    McInnes McInnes McInnes
    Goodwinus Goodwinus Goodwinus
    Paterson Paterson
    Ferguson Ferguson
    Lennonus Lennonus Lennonus.

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    There was an ex-player called Willie
    Who wisnae a Tim, nor a Billy
    He supported the Dons
    Who then took him on
    And he made the Old Firm look quite silly

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaeMairNeeps View Post
    Now there's a source o' inspiration ... let's see ...

    McInnes McInnes McInnes
    Goodwinus Goodwinus Goodwinus
    Paterson Paterson
    Ferguson Ferguson
    Lennonus Lennonus Lennonus.
    Objection M'lud. The name Ferguson should not be used in connection with the other names in the limerick. Particularly so given the previous post re wallopers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofrgmsdad View Post
    Objection M'lud. The name Ferguson should not be used in connection with the other names in the limerick. Particularly so given the previous post re wallopers.
    Hahahaha ... Point taken ... and appreciate the tongue in cheek humour in identifyin the second 'elephant in the room' thereby drawin' attention awa fae the first

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    Ricardo, Jap manager fae Spain,
    Dons' boss post looks likely tae gain
    Jist noo, there's nae kennin,
    if he'll fare better than Lennon,
    In adaptin' tae the real Scottish game

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