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Thread: AFC limericks

  1. #241
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    Quote Originally Posted by ByeByeScum2012 View Post
    There was a yank chairman called Dave
    Whose appointments were stupid not brave
    So hopefully soon
    He’ll phuck off to the moon
    And we’ll get the success that we crave
    Good stuff min ... yer meter, scansion, rhyme scheme, rhythm etc are spot on! ;
    )

  2. #242
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    Quote Originally Posted by NaeMairNeeps View Post
    Good stuff min ... yer meter, scansion, rhyme scheme, rhythm etc are spot on! ;
    )
    Don’t have a clue what you’re on about but cheers 😀👍

  3. #243
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    The cash spent so far has been sparse
    But one signing’s a real bloody farce
    So Dave to be clear
    I’ll give you a steer
    You can stick your Tim loans up your arse

  4. #244
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    ^^^^
    Very good.
    9.5

  5. #245
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    Once again the Dons borrow a Tim
    And it’s gone doon a storm with oor Jim
    C’mon Dave min be flash
    Start spending some cash
    The pishy pants are smelling quite grim

  6. #246
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    Dave min, fit have yeh done.
    Signed another tim on loan, but at least it's nae a hun.
    You have Reed John spouting mair pi sh than usual and the season has no begun.
    and to pi8S him aff even mair, you signed a defender fae Wycombe.

  7. #247
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    Pam Ayres would be spinning in her grave.
    If she was dead.

  8. #248
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    There was a man called Red John
    Who pretended he was a don
    He's full of sh!te cos he's really green and white
    Thats why the hat told him "be gone"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donanddusted View Post
    Pam Ayres would be spinning in her grave.
    If she was dead.
    Thats the worst one yet.

  10. #250
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    RED_JOHN doesn’t except what is not right
    Like borrowing Tims for our season campaign fight
    Some fans though will do as their told
    Buying season tickets and DNA subscriptions to kid on their bold
    But the reality is they will be fleeced and in for a fright

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