AFC limericks

[Donanddusted]

There was a team called United
Everytime they played they'd shyte it
At the end of the season down they went
With barely a player who tried to fight it.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Donanddusted ... good effort ... so nearly there min ... if only ye'd got those short 4th and fifth lines sorted .. cos, ken? the standard has been so high of late ... maybe the rhythm o' yer last line needs a wee tweak as well ...

Ah'll help ye oot here.

There was a team called United
Everytime they played they'd shyte it
The season now spent,
Doon the plughole they're sent
With barely a player to fight it

.... there ye go, it's still yours, but if Ah wanted tae claim it as mine, Ah'd replace yer fifth line wi ...

Which got left all good Dons fans excitit!

[NaeMairNeeps]

Jim Goodwin said fixing the defence,
was a caker for anyone with sense
Bottom six games all done,
Joot points total none.
Four goals scored and twelve goals against

[NaeMairNeeps]

(57 cynicism tribute effort)

The PJMs are goin' down
Goin' down, goin' down, goin' down
Goin' down-diddy-down,
A-dum-down-diddy-down
Diddly-down-da-dum-diddy-dum down ..... like our fuukin quality of life as opposed to the cost of living, and like our chances of turning it around when fuucking morons are still readin the fuuckin Puss and Urinal and standin fuuckin Nigel Fat-radge a pint in the fuuckin Prince o' Wales an' refusin tae entertain the notion that the fuuckin SNP hae been daein a fuuckin Rangers 1872 job wi oor nations finances since fuuck knows fan. Otherwise, for me? .. Ah'm neither here nor there

[ByeByeScum2012]

The season is over at last
Some horrors are now in the past
Time for a break
Top signings to make
And hope the close season goes fast

[RED_JOHN]

Thank goodness we can change what we had
Too many signings were particularly bad
Next season though could certainly be good
Quality players will get us all in the mood
Then it will bring out the best on Aberdeen mad

[erchieplum]

Seasons ended , nae goals to be scored
Already we're a f###### bored
So until the next season
let's a just get bleezin
Get ae pints an they nippies a poured

[Don Julio]

A treble for Manchester City
Excuse for a wee rhyming ditty
But it’s not Roos or Duk
So we don’t give a ****
Just like that finances committee?

[swaddon2]

The Dons have just signed Leighton Clarkson
He won't be a tim, and not a hun
"Forget all the rest,
The Dons are the best"
The lad kens fit side his toast's spread on

[ByeByeScum2012]

Just ordered the new away kit
Some love it some think that it’s sh!t
But one thing’s for sure
For this chubby hoor
It’ll be an extremely tight fit