AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Alternatively ....

GMS and the rest o' his team,
toddled ower tae the Clyde for sweem
Georgie cried here goes nuthin
his mates ran aff laughin
Leavin Georgie tae flap an' blaspheme

[NaeMairNeeps]

Correction ... (why the fvck did Ah decide his name wis George?? ... Senior moment )

GMS and the rest o' his team,
toddled ower tae the Clyde for sweem
GARY cried here goes nuthin
his mates ran aff laughin
Leavin GARY tae flap an' blaspheme

[swaddon2]

I don't want to be "that guy", but it was actually the River Kelvin that he took a dip in.

[NaeMairNeeps]

I don't want to be "that guy", but it was actually the River Kelvin that he took a dip in.

Ah can live wi that

[swaddon2]

Today the Dons picked up a draw
The performance was less than braw
The players were lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
As Kylie Minogue used to craw

[Don Julio]

Today the dandies were ****e
No passion, no talent, no fight
But thanks to the VAR
Came away with a dra’
To leave us all feeling alright

[NaeMairNeeps]

Unlike Sunday, Ah hope we're revived
Unlike PSV, we winna score five,
jist one mair than them'
Ah'll shout oot 'at's the gemme'
"Tae the better group stage we've arrived!"

[NaeMairNeeps]

A passionate fitba fan am I,
Though ma underwear's generally dry
But the thrashin' o' the huns
caused the splooshin' o' ma punts ...
...
...
....
...
... oot o' laughter fae tears Ah did cry

[NaeMairNeeps]

The morn we face Hacken BK,
Though, lookin at the clock, it's today!
If we win we'll be jumpin'
but result o' a pumpin'
means Duk an' Miovski away

(ye heard it here first ... if it gets heard )

[blowupsheep]

There once was a team called Hacken
Who really were there for the takin
But the dons shat it again
Europa league doon the drain
But conference still in the makin