Reply With QuoteThe Dons have just beaten Frankfurt
But we're out of the cup, and I'm hurt
If they win us the cup
A big cheer will go up
And sheep farmers will be on alert
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On Thursday, it's Dons v Helsinki
Oor form in the cup has been stinky
But I'm backing the lads
To make proud all their dads
Who'll celebrate with a takeaway chinky
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The Dons have just beaten Frankfurt
But we're out of the cup, and I'm hurt
If they win us the cup
A big cheer will go up
And sheep farmers will be on alert
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If the Dons somehow lift the cup
It’s true, I’ll tak a fair sup
It might sound corny
But I get quite horny
And bleat like a Randy aul tup!
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Performance today was just sh*te
They didn't put up a great fight
Yet more Hampden woe
Does Baz have to go?
Will Neil Lennon be on the next flight?
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Got beat by thon dirty hun c**ts
But Ah'm still for gaein Baz a fair chunce.
In the league we are tenth,
but we'll gather oor strength,
So ye'll nae catch me pishin ma punts
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Ode to a punt pisher
Yet again a cup final defeat
Another pish soaked bed sheet
It’s really nae fine
Being drenched in urine
But ma punts are just permanently weet!
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I hope you're enjoying your Yule
And your hoose is quite warm, nae too cool
If you had a big lunch,
A few glasses of punch
Awa tae the lav, drap a stool
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"Game's aff" comes the cry every time
It's inspired me to make up a rhyme
If we don't play them soon
There's a chance we'll ging doon
And wouldn't that just be a crime?
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Oor games been cried aff again,
This weekend it might be the same
if yer goin tae watch Dolly,
Be sure tak yer brolly
Cos it's bound tae be pishin doon rain
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