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Thread: AFC limericks

  1. #301
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    Ach jings, said Red John (in his mind)
    This poem malarkey’s a bind
    The rhyme bit is easy
    Peasy lemon squeezy
    But I jist cannae get ma heid roond this scansion and meter shyte FFS, ach weel I’ll jist go and wind folks up about Neil Lennon on that ither thread cos a rise there is easy to find

  2. #302
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    The unwashed in red, white and blue
    Got no stick for the crap that they threw
    In a mass major arc
    To the pitch at Fir Park
    The beaks just ignored it, what’s new?

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    There is an Irish laddie named Neil
    Who the dons are going to reveal
    As their replacement for Goodwin
    And to make sure we would win
    Have gave him a bloody good deal

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    Quote Originally Posted by blowupsheep View Post
    There is an Irish laddie named Neil
    Who the dons are going to reveal
    As their replacement for Goodwin
    And to make sure we would win
    Have gave him a bloody good deal


    That’ll go down well on here

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    RJ & BUS really want Neil
    But most posters on here ken they're both feel.
    Give Robson a deal and to Fu ck with their Neil
    Because proper Reds ken Barry is the real deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDeeDon View Post
    RJ & BUS really want Neil
    But most posters on here ken they're both feel.
    Give Robson a deal and to Fu ck with their Neil
    Because proper Reds ken Barry is the real deal.
    You hivna really quite got the hang of this limerick malarkey have ya pal

  7. #307
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    Quote Originally Posted by blowupsheep View Post
    You hivna really quite got the hang of this limerick malarkey have ya pal
    About as much grasp of it as you have.

  8. #308
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDeeDon View Post
    About as much grasp of it as you have.
    Maybe you would benefit from researching the description of an actual “limerick”
    Then re-reading my post above……..
    Youre welcome

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDeeDon View Post
    RJ & BUS really want Neil
    But most posters on here ken they're both feel.
    Give Robson a deal and to Fu ck with their Neil
    Because proper Reds ken Barry is the real deal.
    You have made a Roger Hunt of that

  10. #310
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    Quote Originally Posted by blowupsheep View Post
    Maybe you would benefit from researching the description of an actual “limerick”
    Then re-reading my post above……..
    Youre welcome
    You are right. I just looked up "Limerick" and there is a structure to them.
    Who knew? Certainly not me.

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