It’s only for a laugh on the site
I admit that my versions are not right
But can we all not agree
That it brings a bit glee
And it’s a change from the normal forum sh!te
Red John’s rhyming is funny , that’s true
His limericks are often askew
He tries to address
But it’s often a mess
Red John , it’s back over to you....
It’s only for a laugh on the site
I admit that my versions are not right
But can we all not agree
That it brings a bit glee
And it’s a change from the normal forum sh!te
Tho' Super Kev seems a good bloke
He just cannae claim to be 'woke'
Was he up till dawn?
if not why'd he yawn?
With every phrase that he spoke
There was once was a Dane named Ebbe
Fond of a joke and a bevvy
Results were quite poor
We cared not, for sure
To us he was legendary
There once was a refo called Collum
Who looked more than slightly like Gollum
His whistle, his precious
His rulings, they vex us
But we still Stand Free and so sod him
Though we aye wish the worst tae befall him,
A good job today by ref, Collum.
Popcorn Teeth did complain.
Said he had a poor game.
Get a grip min ya kunt, fit's yer problem?
I thought it was funny that he never said which decisions he didn’t like.
Wi Collum, we're usually facin,
11 vs 12 - and a pastin.
But abody kens,
Awardin thon two pens,
Is one day in the life o' a mason
It wis roon aboot half time at Tannadice,
Fan a hoor she got peyed tae tak aff her tights.
And efter the match,
she discovered her snatch,
wis infested wi rodent sized parasites