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    AFC limericks

    OK, short rant tae kick aff ... this site is depressin ... Aye, Ah ken, it's a reflection o' fit oor team are servin up ... but ... ffs .... there's nithin new here .... and readin the same folk sayin the same things ower an' ower again .... it's like livin in a room wi a ****load o' fυckin parrots ...

    skwawk ... Cosgrove's a donkey ... skwawk ... happy clapper ..... skwawk ...pant pisher ... skwawk ... (insert fave overused phrase here)

    And so ....

    ... we need some fun .... by fυck we need some fun!! ... even some negative fun!! ... and at the point of typing right now like, I have nothin ... but I will write at least two limericks ... even if they are ****e ... tae get the ball rollin!

    ahem ....


    ( the time is now 3.41am ... lets see how lang this taks me )

    ....

    A useless big laddie called Sam
    Like a ham sannie devoid o' the ham
    But at penalty kicks,
    Wi a smirk 'tween eez chicks,
    made the keeper feel like a right bam

    A boss by the name o' McInnes
    whispered 'Stewerty, can we keep ess 'atween us'
    Ah'm in love wi big Andy,
    He maks me so randy,
    Ah've tattooed his name on ma .... elbow!


    There once was a boss known as Pele
    Who's breath was unfeasibly smelly
    On a car headin oot,
    He was given the boot,
    Ah ken cos Ah saw it on telly!

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    9 minutes!! ... this sheep is on fire!!!

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    A defensive midfielder named Ojo
    Looked right decent til he lost all his 'mojo'
    In that thread "Who's at Fault"
    He was often out call't
    Now it seems he's no better than so-so

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    Brilliant NMN


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    A chief executive called Gordon Bennett
    The electric, he wisna for payin it
    The toasters he banished,
    the players all famished
    thought "hemen, fit's ess wait a minute!"

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    OK, Ah'm gonna hand over tae the rest o' ye now ... but maybe just gie ye a start if yer stuck ....

    A midfield playmaker, Jim Bett ....

    (rhymes aplenty ... go for yer life guys )

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    Actually ... Ah'm on a roll ... so ... one mair

    A lad known as Bebo Maguire,
    Was pull'd up for 'pullin his wire'
    Said his boss "Ah dinna mind'
    "In yer ain space an time"
    "But for fυck's sake .... St Nicholas Squeyer???"

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    ..... fυck it .... anither ...

    When the Dons couldna reach any higher
    Some thought 'a good time tae retire'
    But they kept it in mind,
    play like fυck til half team
    For fear o' the 'Fergie Hairdryer'

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    An amazin young winger called Bumper
    I admit havin a crush on as a youngster
    For his run down the wing
    and his cross to 'The King'
    I embroidered his name on my jumper


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    Sorry ... canna stop .... here's one which is a true story

    In the Prince Of Wales for a beer,
    Ah bumped intae an auld Ian Hair
    Said his transfer request,
    Had Ally so fair pissed
    That he slapped the P&J 'cross his ear

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