AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Only Alex is the Neil o' the three,
Fa's appointment a chance Ah wid gie
It's nae Lennon, it's Warnock,
So nae quite the panic
But, Jesus, f*ck sake, michty me!

[NaeMairNeeps]

Regardless of who we're against,
Neil Warnock will fix our defence.
Every Dandies defender,
will cry 'No Surrender'
and beatings galore will dispense.

[Don Julio]

A Motherwell opening spree
It was one and then two and then three
Then Duk was a star
And if not for VAR
We’d win thanks to Miovski’s knee

[Don Julio]

The workings of Neil Warnock’s brain
Last night we could not ascertain
Just one centre back
Drew all sorts of flak
Let’s pray not to see that again

[NaeMairNeeps]

Calling out to each Aberdeen fan,
Please indulge me and raise up your hand.
If your spirits are high,
and your underwear's dry,
And think we're a 'Challenger Brand'

[NaeMairNeeps]

An experienced boss is Neil Warnock,
still, he canna compete wi' Kilmarnock,
Nor the Saints nor the Huns
Still we might hae a chunce,
Next season at hame against Partick.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Warnock's face is nae pleasant tae ogle,
looks like it's been rolled doon the Broadhill
Unless Ah'm mistaken,
The late Francis Bacon,
once employed the auld fart as a model.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Dave C understands fans' frustration,
As we struggle to avoid relegation.
Says we'll soon get it right,
and we'll stop playin' sh!te
and pigs will perfect aviation

[swaddon2]

I think it is now time to panic
'Cos Warnock has brains like a bannock
Are we goin' doon?
We'll find out real soon
The reaction from us will be manic

[pieandbovrilman]

Play us and 3 points is a banker
Since Dave employed Colin the W@nker
But we can still win the cup
And be lapping it up
When we knock out the man we called Anker.