AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Warnock shields Shayden Morris fae abuse
"An attacker, nae a defender" - his excuse.
Yet Miovski gets a bummin
For 'defensive shortcomin'
Fair few screws loose aboot this auld hoose!

[swaddon2]

The morn, we're playing the Killie
If we win, then I'll cut off my willy
I think we've nae chance
So it's safe in my pants
If we do win, then I will look silly

[swaddon2]

A promise I made, you remember?
If we won, then I'd cut off my member
I've just set a date
To get rid of my mate
It'll be done 31st of September

[swaddon2]

The difference between Heaven and Hell
Is three points away at the 'Well
Will the Dons keep it safe?
Or will they play against Raith?
With this mob, you never can tell

[pieandbovrilman]

In the league we finally won a game
And a clean sheet awa fae hame
A few wins on the hop
Should avoid the drop
If nae Colin W@nkers to blame

[Don Julio]

I just watched tonight’s Sportscene
More biased crap I’ve never seen
A couple of huns
Sat on their buns
So here I am to vent my spleen

[NaeMairNeeps]

Still lingering anticipation
And amid all the wild speculation
Re. our next dugout dweller,
Ah've asked Uri Geller,
Who reckons we'll appoint Larry Grayson

(apparently, .... because the ins and outs have been too frequent of late and someone has to say 'ooh ... shut that door!'
Seems like a nice boy, .. maybe our gay days will return.)

[NaeMairNeeps]

Next game we're takin' on Ross
Nae kennin fa micht be oor boss.
As Ah say, nae kennin,
Whether Levin or Lennon,
s'lang's we win it Ah'm nae gaein a toss.

[ByeByeScum2012]

Well tomorrow it now stands to reason
It is now the key match of the season
So let’s score a few goals
Shut up all the a$$holes
Then go out and get totally bleezin

[swaddon2]

It seems like we're nae going doon
I hope we make sure of it soon
But we are bottom six
Thanks to the team who are d*cks
We should boot all their balls to the moon