When writing in limerick form
One really must study said norm.
Attention please pay,
A-A-B-B-A
Rhyme structure one has to conform.
When writing in limerick form
One really must study said norm.
Attention please pay,
A-A-B-B-A
Rhyme structure one has to conform.
There once was a goalscorer called Duk
His exploits made all the huns puke
He terrorised piss poor defenders
And sent them all on huge benders
Lets hope noone from england will look.
There was an ex-Dandy called Robertson,
Whose existence alone some find bothersome.
To the hun he defected,
tho not unexpected,
.... he being his birth mother's brother's son
Last edited by NaeMairNeeps; 24-03-2023 at 12:56 AM.
What a time we take to pick a boss
Our board seem to be at a loss
It could be a lot more fun
If we put away the gun
Then we wouldn’t need to fire the dross
Here cometh the age of Red John
The epitome of a true Don
He knows all the tricks
To end all the licks
Managerially number 1
Aberdeen once conquered and won
Nowadays is nowhere near as much fun
Alex Ferguson had us at giddy heights
Jim Goodwin had a team full of sh!tes
But being a Don is far classier than being a hun.
Fairmer's keeper will wish to forget.
that a flick fae McDonald was met
wi' a save fae an angle
bounced up aff eez ankle,
and ended up ticklin' the net.