AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

76 League cup final, Dave Robb,
Was our hero who finished the job.
Joe Harper, it is said,
Told his mate of red head,
"Could hae knocked that ane in wi ma knob!"

[57vintage]

Welcome, Ylber Ramadani
Looks like a richt Proper Mannie
But if he dives in the box
You’ll hear my stern vox
“Get UP, ye big fuuckin fanny”.

[pieandbovrilman]

The managers name it was Jim
Some say he may be a Tim
Putting that aside
We know that he tried
But he could be headed for the bin

[NaeMairNeeps]

A Reds forum guy, balls of Bisconti,
Felt our best game we were not yet quite ontae
Jim Goodwin's prompt Sacking
Was the extent of his backing,
F**k knows far his mind his hae gone tae.

[NaeMairNeeps]

A well nifty forward Miovsky,
Repeatedly denied goalies chioce-ski
As well as goal scorer,
he's an in-aboot-torer'
Lang contract or nae, he'll be off-ski

[NaeMairNeeps]

Besuijen, correct spelling of name,
pronunciation, less correct to the same.
Besuijen, like 'neeps heughin',
Sky Sports chose 'best wye in'
Ach tae **** min, Vinnie, get on wi the game

[stewarty27]

The boards intellectual called Vintage.
Of brains this boy had no shortage.
Well Red in all matters.
would tear you to tatters.
57 is not in his dotage.

[NaeMairNeeps]

57, tis true he is quite old,
as an uber-grammar Nazi, unrivalled
What remains of his hair,
he continues to tear,
with each badly set phrase he has eyeballed

[Don Julio]

There once was a chairman called Dave
Whose decisions were ever so ‘brave’
Post Darvel (the shame…)
Jim Good did not blame
And so now our future looks grave

[erchieplum]

The chairman the manager backed
Fan abidy wanted him sacked
His response to the game
Wis mair o the same
And the fans their y fronts they kacked!