I met some fans o the weegie arse cheeks
They hadna changed their claes for weeks
Their stench was was so strong
It didna tak long
Til I realised they’d a shat their breeks
There once was a team fae the Deen
The best that many had seen
Efter watching the game
Ah took a shortcut hame
Noo I’m scraping the sh it aff ma sheen
I met some fans o the weegie arse cheeks
They hadna changed their claes for weeks
Their stench was was so strong
It didna tak long
Til I realised they’d a shat their breeks
Once again knocked oot in round three
For the fans there wisna much glee
An early goal doon
Consigned us to gloom
But we didna get pumped royal-eeee
Fa cares that we didnae get humped
I'd rather the manager plumped
For having a go
Puttin' on a wee show
And if we get dumped, we get dumped
(Nae offence, like)
To ensure we'd a solid defence,
Wi five at the back we commenced.
How many up front?
The answer? ... nae cυnt!
McInnes min, yer tactics are mince!
The Don’s pit 3 past coontee
Many fans were a filled wi glee
Mony a slick passin move
But will DM ever prove
In the big games he isna sh iteeee
It’s St Mirren we play on Friday
Jim Godwin’s a cnut as they say.
The formation we’ve got
The fans like a lot
Just release them and let them go play
A clever and beautiful Hun,
full of kindness, so friendly and fun,
A guy Ah'd hae focht for ...
.... Oh no! here's the doctor ...
....... wi a needle tae stick in ma bum
A Dandy wis shaggin a sheep,
whilst the wooly one chaa'd on a neep.
Cried the fermer, 'Oi Numpty!'
' t' fvck are ye up tae?'
and the sheep swiftly answered 'baaaaa deep!'