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Thread: AFC limericks

  1. #181
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    There once was a team fae the Deen
    The best that many had seen
    Efter watching the game
    Ah took a shortcut hame
    Noo I’m scraping the sh it aff ma sheen

  2. #182
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    I met some fans o the weegie arse cheeks
    They hadna changed their claes for weeks
    Their stench was was so strong
    It didna tak long
    Til I realised they’d a shat their breeks

  3. #183
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    Once again knocked oot in round three
    For the fans there wisna much glee
    An early goal doon
    Consigned us to gloom
    But we didna get pumped royal-eeee

  4. #184
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    Fa cares that we didnae get humped
    I'd rather the manager plumped
    For having a go
    Puttin' on a wee show
    And if we get dumped, we get dumped

    (Nae offence, like)

  5. #185
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    To ensure we'd a solid defence,
    Wi five at the back we commenced.
    How many up front?
    The answer? ... nae cυnt!
    McInnes min, yer tactics are mince!

  6. #186
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    The Don’s pit 3 past coontee
    Many fans were a filled wi glee
    Mony a slick passin move
    But will DM ever prove
    In the big games he isna sh iteeee

  7. #187
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    It’s St Mirren we play on Friday
    Jim Godwin’s a cnut as they say.
    The formation we’ve got
    The fans like a lot
    Just release them and let them go play

  8. #188
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    A clever and beautiful Hun,
    full of kindness, so friendly and fun,
    A guy Ah'd hae focht for ...
    .... Oh no! here's the doctor ...
    ....... wi a needle tae stick in ma bum

  9. #189
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    A Dandy wis shaggin a sheep,
    whilst the wooly one chaa'd on a neep.
    Cried the fermer, 'Oi Numpty!'
    ' t' fvck are ye up tae?'
    and the sheep swiftly answered 'baaaaa deep!'

  10. #190
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    Quote Originally Posted by NaeMairNeeps View Post
    A Dandy wis shaggin a sheep,
    whilst the wooly one chaa'd on a neep.
    Cried the fermer, 'Oi Numpty!'
    ' t' fvck are ye up tae?'
    and the sheep swiftly answered 'baaaaa deep!'
    Brilliant min.
    That’s the winner

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