AFC limericks

[DJR1979]

The league start in 1999,
to be fair was anything but fine,
6 games and no goals,
a defence full of holes,
and at coners a full Conga line.

[RedStarTorphins]

The Dons have a manager called Del,
And from a great height his stock fell,
One up with an hour to go,
Game management & defenders, on you go,
His tactics they can go to hell.

It’s not exactly Poet Laureate stuff, but you get the gist

[Don Julio]

There once was a young man from Leeds
Last minute loan for our striker needs
Played just one game
15 minutes of fame
All hope of goals now recedes...

[NaeMairNeeps]

A guy known as Ronnie Hernandes
signed a four n' a half deal wi the Dandies
of the Covid 19,
he was shown tae be clean
but he's noo got a dose o' the jandeez

[pieandbovrilman]

There once was an Aberdeen 8
After losing they did celebrate
They were pictured on Twitter
Mrs Sturgeon didn’t titter
Now none of them are allowed past the gate

[RED_JOHN]

McInnes has been here too long
His tactics of football is a bit of a pong
We fans really need a bit of a cheer
But our players prefer a night on the beer
So football for us has stopped for now
As Sturgeon has become a bit of a cow
Our players did admit they were wrong
But Del is still a bit of a dong

[pieandbovrilman]

Dave Cormack took over from Wiggy
We all hoped he’d break into his piggy
The fitbas been sh ite
8 went oot for a night
And got caught oot trying to get jiggy

[NaeMairNeeps]

The Dons signed a player on loan,
Derek swears he's nae injury prone.
The press have revealed,
we're preparin tae field,
a 6 foot 10 tall traffic cone!

[Don Julio]

The Dons signed a player on loan,
Derek swears he's nae injury prone.
The press have revealed,
we're preparin tae field,
a 6 foot 10 tall traffic cone!

Guess which one of these it is...

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[57vintage]

For ****'s sake, some of you boys must think that scansion is used to hud up goalnets or used to play on the left wing for us.

Dinna give up yer furlough.