I’m hearing the boycott brigade, who finally ended the original boycott last season, have been involved in another spat in the lounge. Today, I am reliably informed, tempers reached boiling point when in one corner a young fan opened a packet of Haribo sweets, and in another, a young Mum was breast feeding a baby.

These crimes of century saw grown men angrily approach the bar staff and demand the culprits be ejected from the building.

Some folk should just give the bevvy a miss