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Thread: What if?

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    What if?

    Just what if.....?

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    12 barrels, that's what

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    Jesus wept, the Rats alive.
    Where you been ****head? Was you warned of the coronavirus 18 months ago?

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    Where have you been Ratts?

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    I've recently move out of my bedsit in Chad and to a one bedroom flat in Normanton as running on a budget I couldn't afford to move abroad but it's as close as you can get. Only really been strong enough to do so since my *** change operation last August and am identifying as gender Swale which noone has a clue what it is but has a tendency to hide in the closet when pressed on the issue 😉

    I've currently started a new project of recycling old buwieser bottles to make eco friendly football rattles but hit a few snags as mentioned above in South american markets will have to use corona bottles and they may carry the virus!

    Apart from that I've pretty much had a normal time at the job centre and meeting some of the locals Borris, Olav and Ramaman Deep who I help in his allotment on Tuesdays and Thursdays I likes me to keep a check on his tatters ..... All pretty mundane really 👌

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    Just own up rat face
    You've been ejected from the Falklands haven't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rattea View Post
    I've recently move out of my bedsit in Chad and to a one bedroom flat in Normanton as running on a budget I couldn't afford to move abroad but it's as close as you can get. Only really been strong enough to do so since my *** change operation last August and am identifying as gender Swale which noone has a clue what it is but has a tendency to hide in the closet when pressed on the issue 😉

    I've currently started a new project of recycling old buwieser bottles to make eco friendly football rattles but hit a few snags as mentioned above in South american markets will have to use corona bottles and they may carry the virus!

    Apart from that I've pretty much had a normal time at the job centre and meeting some of the locals Borris, Olav and Ramaman Deep who I help in his allotment on Tuesdays and Thursdays I likes me to keep a check on his tatters ..... All pretty mundane really 👌
    I'd of thought living on a Budget would have meant staying in Chad, surely moving to Normanton is an upgrade? even moving to Nottingham from Chad would be an upgrade come to think of it and that's rough! Good to have you back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manofpride View Post
    I'd of thought living on a Budget would have meant staying in Chad, surely moving to Normanton is an upgrade? even moving to Nottingham from Chad would be an upgrade come to think of it and that's rough! Good to have you back.
    Speak for yourself! He never had anything useful to say and seems he still hasn't prize ****!

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    Don't think that you can just waltz back on the forum talking carp without starting a fish pun thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdiSalisbury View Post
    Don't think that you can just waltz back on the forum talking carp without starting a fish pun thread
    Cod you then... There's a plaice for everyone.... Almost 😘

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