Reply With QuoteWhat’s silver and sparkly,twelve inches high and the last thing you want to see at the side of your 14 year old daughter’s bed?
Gary Glitter’s boots!
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What’s got one head and 13 brains?
The Yorkshire Rippers 🔨
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What’s silver and sparkly,twelve inches high and the last thing you want to see at the side of your 14 year old daughter’s bed?
Gary Glitter’s boots!
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What’s got 13 doors that will never open?
Barbara Windsor’s advent calendar!
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