M-m-m-my Corona…

[donsdaft]

British officials “seem to have abandoned science completely now and are just trying to guess their way out of a mess”.



Decent quote, even if it is from a Yank, regarding administering the vaccine.

[redscot]

Yep, lets try a lock down....again.

Phucking useless.

[57vintage]

See that 14 days between injections?

We’ve run that through erm...Derek McKay’s abacus, and our new data output shows that three months will be fine.

Honest. It will. Go on. Believe us. Unicorns, sunlit uplands, a Dons trophy success, local income tax, public ownership of public transport, ferry boats, Prestwick airport, domestic fire alarms, educational attainment gap, drugs death numbers, on-time roll-out of devolved welfare arrangements, that Lothian hospital.

Surely you can trust us?

[medw1311]

See that 14 days between injections?

We’ve run that through erm...Derek McKay’s abacus, and our new data output shows that three months will be fine.

Honest. It will. Go on. Believe us. Unicorns, sunlit uplands, a Dons trophy success, local income tax, public ownership of public transport, ferry boats, Prestwick airport, domestic fire alarms, educational attainment gap, drugs death numbers, on-time roll-out of devolved welfare arrangements, that Lothian hospital.

Surely you can trust us?

Wasn't Derek McKay trying to play with his abacus with young loons when he shouldnae have been nae the reason is isnae finance minister any more?

[57vintage]

Wasn't Derek McKay trying to play with his abacus with young loons when he shouldnae have been nae the reason is isnae finance minister any more?

Isn’t he?

I’m not sure that that’s true.

After all, if he’s still picking up his expenses and MSP salary, surely he is adding value to debate, discussion and decision-making at Holyrood, as entitled as the wifies Ferrier, McGarry and the socialist purist MP who was allegedly bribing council house tenants to buy their dwellings at discount and sell them on to her property company for a small gratuity, thus allowing such properties to be sold on, or go on the buy-to-let market.

There’s that new kind of politics.

Judge us on our record.

You know how it goes.

[mondo_notion]

On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being 'not at all' and 10 being 'what a feckin rid up' how messy will BJ's bonce be in his 8pm presser?

10 priority points to who ever gets it right.

I'm going for a solid 7.

[Jupiter]

When will politicians get it into their thick heads that lockdowns don't work. It didn't work last year and it won't work this year too.

[mondo_notion]

I'm going for a solid 7.

[mondo_notion]

When will politicians get it into their thick heads that lockdowns don't work.

What do you mean by 'work' exactly?

[Mason89]

When will politicians get it into their thick heads that lockdowns don't work. It didn't work last year and it won't work this year too.

Apart from the clear evidence proving they do. Id never thought I’d live long enough to suffer folk more boring than Tim’s going on about ‘67. Youtube scientists are much worse