M-m-m-my Corona…

[donsdaft]

Traitor to everything inherently Scottish. Traitor to our Scottish ancestors! Traitor to our new born babies! Traitor to William Wallace! Traitor to our children' & there children's children!!

F’uck the weegies.
F’uck square sausage
F’uck the SFA
F’uck……well I could go on.


There’s nothing inherently Scottish.

[Aldo1983]

F’uck the weegies.
F’uck square sausage
F’uck the SFA
F’uck……well I could go on.


There’s nothing inherently Scottish.

I love square sausage. Anything else is for pooves.

[redscot]

Traitor to everything inherently Scottish. Traitor to our Scottish ancestors! Traitor to our new born babies! Traitor to William Wallace! Traitor to our children' & there children's children!!

Phucking hell.

[donsdaft]

I love square sausage. Anything else is for pooves.

Well I suppose it might become more popular with the inevitable food shortages to come.

Anything made from sweepings off the floor is liable to do well.

[Donanddusted]

I love square sausage. Anything else is for pooves.

The new chicken variety from Simon Howie isn't bad at all.

Less fat than anything else plus all the shop floor sweepings that Donsdaft loves.

[donsdaft]

I don't actually trust any British food.
Even the quality of their floor sweepings is s@hite.

I manage the beef but wouldn't touch the pork or chicken.

Well, perhaps pork sausages from the butcher at the castlegate, as long as he doesn't admit to using british pork.

I prefer to buy my water in bottles not added to the meat.

[Donanddusted]

Water in bottles!?
The planet's burning!

Tap it or rap it.*

* I wonder if SW would be interested in this?

[donsdaft]

Drink the poison they put in the water?

You’re joking?

[InversneckieDob]

I like square sausage.
In fact I fuc king love it.

[donsdaft]

With vanilla ice cream?