I don't actually trust any British food.
Even the quality of their floor sweepings is s@hite.
I manage the beef but wouldn't touch the pork or chicken.
Well, perhaps pork sausages from the butcher at the castlegate, as long as he doesn't admit to using british pork.
I prefer to buy my water in bottles not added to the meat.
Water in bottles!?
The planet's burning!
Tap it or rap it.*
* I wonder if SW would be interested in this?
Drink the poison they put in the water?
You’re joking?
I like square sausage.
In fact I fuc king love it.
With vanilla ice cream?