M-m-m-my Corona…

[Aldo1983]

The problem with sausages is they put weird bits of cows in them, like feet and eyebrows and other unmentionable stuff.

If you are happy enough to eat any other part of a cow then why would you not want to eat the rest of it too?

Hooves not Pooves!

[Donanddusted]

If you are happy enough to eat any other part of a cow then why would you not want to eat the rest of it too?

Hooves not Pooves!

Is this the new strapline from the meat marketing board?

[redscot]

Is this the new strapline from the meat marketing board?

Nope, its just that attention seeking phanny.

[Mason89]

Meat is murder, milk is theft.

[Shetland Don]

……and the stuff that’s left after that they sell to McDonalds.



I remember when a lorry from Ireland overturned on its way to a McDonalds factory.

A whole lorry of coos udders.

My son was there for his usual just the udder day … I’m going to tell him this story as he eats too much fast food! 🤣 Hope this helps moves him towards a healthier diet!

[donsdaft]

I used to get my 3 kids to sing, every time we passed a McDonalds.

Coos udder sandwich
It’s just a coos udder sandwich.

[Aldo1983]

Nope, its just that attention seeking phanny.

In your thoughts at 1146 on a Friday night

[redscot]

In your thoughts at 1146 on a Friday night

Not sure which is sadder, me posting late on a Friday night or you on an early Saturday morning?

Its just a laugh, hopefully you see it that way as well.

[Aldo1983]

Not sure which is sadder, me posting late on a Friday night or you on an early Saturday morning?

Its just a laugh, hopefully you see it that way as well.

I was hoping our love for sausage would bring us closer together, beyond the political divide.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Excuse my possibly perceived poovery, .... like even mair pooverish than the above post, but ... my favourite sausages right now are the Quorn vegetarian variety. ... Judge ye at liberty, but I plead guilty as charged.

And yet, maybe it's the sweepin's aff the fleer that gies them that 'meaty' character