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    Quote Originally Posted by Basingstokered View Post
    Not to mention the folks allergic to work and on benefits I can imagine the outcry from him if there benefits got stopped.
    You’re proving my point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redscot View Post
    Just like smokers, fat tw@ts, druggies and alkies?
    Interesting that your own personal choice is to lump yourself in with people you clearly despise but no, it’s completely different. Try and work out why

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    Interesting that your own personal choice is to lump yourself in with people you clearly despise but no, it’s completely different. Try and work out why
    Nice try at projection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post




    My photo posting days are behind me right enough.

    Monica dancing on a barrel, but a bit blurred.
    A bold effort but nae the best quality 🙈

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    It’s worse than that.
    Last edited by donsdaft; 23-09-2021 at 07:19 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    The way to tell if it’s a swan or not, is to check if they can fly.
    Guy in the office saw 15 swans flying by this morning.

    Anything you want me to pass on to him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mondo_notion View Post
    Guy in the office saw 15 swans flying by this morning.

    Anything you want me to pass on to him?
    Yep, he’s mistaken as swans can’t fly. They’re too heavy.

    What he probably saw were some white geese or large seagulls

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    But if they self identified as geese........?

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    Never read The Ugly Duckling? One ducks struggle against persecution because of its looks, only to find that’s its transitioned into a large flightless bird.

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    No transitioning necessary.

    Just because he thought he was a duckling, and everyone else thought he was a duckling, didn't actually mean he was a duckling.

    In fact he was a swan, had been a swan since he was an egg and would continue to be a swan until he died.

    Of course, like all swans, he had no bother flying at all.

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