I apologise to swale, some of us don't need a drink to grow a pair lads, up bright and early and ready when you are Popeye.
The reason you would have been banned Popeye is because everything you post on this board is trivial or provocative or irrelevant or insulting, or all of the above. Your about as interesting as a man who's spent his life at sea with a group of other men, oh , hang on.....Good luck with your mission laddo , you've got them beat.
It would be my pleasure navy.
I advise you to keep the dog and rattle close and leave the jokes to me , your out of your league on all counts.
I've nearly died laughing navy, go on tell us another one, I bet your the life and soul, ha ha brilliant ,funny man, Go on tell us another one.