It all gone quiet on here - so a quick check to make sure you are all ok

[leedsutdman]

If you're going to make a face mask out of an old bra remember to use the left cup, you don't want to go out looking like a right tit.

[Billyni]

If you're going to make a face mask out of an old bra remember to use the left cup, you don't want to go out looking like a right tit.

They’re all using the right one in Bumley

[Billyni]

In work today and a customer asked me "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
I said "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
“If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
I said "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me
if I'm Irish?"
I said , "Because you're in ****in Halfords mate ."

A northern Irish sausage is the best up the aisle anywhere

[leedsutdman]

Just be careful as people are going mad with this lockdown. Actually I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything, and certainly not the fridge as he’s acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down as he said everything will be okay and no situation is too pressing!!

[WTF11]

Just be careful as people are going mad with this lockdown. Actually I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything, and certainly not the fridge as he’s acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down as he said everything will be okay and no situation is too pressing!!

😆😆😆

[Rev72]

Just be careful as people are going mad with this lockdown. Actually I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything, and certainly not the fridge as he’s acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down as he said everything will be okay and no situation is too pressing!!

Just been having words with my mate Jack Daniels..we both agreed it was best to just get pissed during the lockdown.

[MrsORichSenior]

A northern Irish sausage is the best up the aisle anywhere

Sausages ?
Mmm,I miss the spectacular choice of well hung ones on offer to view at my local weekly outdoor French market....

Thank goodness my Mum still weekly bakes a great fruit Irish sofa bread (Spotted Dick) and her left overs Toad in the Hole makes decent fishing bait,irresistible to sea bass for the record.

So there you go folks for today's cooking,baking & fishing tips ............. Stay safe all.
MOT

[WTF11]

Sausages ?
Mmm,I miss the spectacular choice of well hung ones on offer to view at my local weekly outdoor French market....

Thank goodness my Mum still weekly bakes a great fruit Irish sofa bread (Spotted Dick) and her left overs Toad in the Hole makes decent fishing bait,irresistible to sea bass for the record.

So there you go folks for today's cooking,baking & fishing tips ............. Stay safe all.
MOT

Sofa bread, isn't that a bit soft and airy?

[costa_blanca_white]

They’re all using the right one in Bumley

I thought they'd be using the middle one.

[leedsutdman]

DAY 16 OF ISOLATION.
There are 2589 holes in my b@stard sieve.