Reply With QuoteI'm still here too - just trying to get my head around the way the world turns.
Heard earlier on the radio:
My brother in law is a locksmith - he's wondering whether he will get a priority slot at the supermarkets because he's a key worker?
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[QUOTE=Rev72;39461533]One thing that is really pissing me off with this virus is all this panic shopping.Went in Morrison's earlier today and this bloke had filled his shopping trolley with Mussels,Crabs and Lobsters.
I thought you Shellfish b@stard[/
Spoted his shopping trolley..
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I'm still here too - just trying to get my head around the way the world turns.
Heard earlier on the radio:
My brother in law is a locksmith - he's wondering whether he will get a priority slot at the supermarkets because he's a key worker?
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Originally Posted by Jezleeds
Earth spins because of the way it was formed. Our Solar System formed about 4.6 billion years ago when a huge cloud of gas and dust started to collapse under its own gravity. As the cloud collapsed, it started to spin.
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Wtf? ?????
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Keep well everyone!
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People in Dubai don't really get the Flinstones, but those in Abu Dhabi do...
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A Spaniard, a Greek and a portugese walk into a brothel...who pays?
Germany!
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God only knows what you're on about.
Brian Wilson, I mean.
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"Earth spins because of the way it was formed. Our Solar System formed about 4.6 billion years ago when a huge cloud of gas and dust started to collapse under its own gravity. As the cloud collapsed, it started to spin."
God only knows what you're on about.
Brian Wilson, I mean.
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Paddy joins the army and is immediately put on curfew duty following the lockdown. His sergeant gives him orders to shoot anybody who is not home at6 o’clock.
5.45 this bloke is walking up the street and Paddy shoots him dead. His mate says, jeez your in trouble now Paddy, it’s only 5.45.
Nah Paddy says, I know him and I know where he lives, and he was never gonna make it home in 15 minutes.
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