A note for Pauline.

[Psaw2]

Chalky wants me to post Pauline friendly notes so here goes. Chalky is of course incapable of doing anything for himself. My girth has got a bit bigger Pauline, too many doughnuts and biscuits. How do you keep your girth down to manageable levels.? Have you broken a toilet seat yet? I have cut out those things and its working.

How much hair have you got left? Is yours stringy?, maybe even a bald patch? Were all mates here, no need to be coy. I know Shirley, maybe I could come round and watch ****, and we could make humouros comments, like " I bet she needs pillows for her knees".

Or, " I hope she does"nt walk down the high street like that with her face plastered." " I bet she needs a good swig of coke after swallowing all of that". Or, " Stirrups would help" in a crowd scene. Holding legs up for a while cant be fun. Maybe you can suggest more? Don't get your hopes up for a little action from me, I only entertain babes. Just being friendly.

As for you chalky, can I have some posts for Pauline?, something along the lines of have you read womans own page 12 from last week.?

It all helps.

Brigadier James " Mac" Hollister Grange, of Wicken Fen.

[griff]

Who the hell is Pauline?