Kel i need your help

[Psaw2]

Coco has said on the Carlisle board that I, should become more user friendly to Paula. I cant think how. Do you have any ideas.? We should try to change because Paula does not post. I know its ridiculous but you know Coco. I am sure if Paula did post, coco would think his life is complete.

I could do a weekly column on recipes for scones, or swap stories with Paula about underwear problems. How about weight loss?, jewellery, brassiere sizes, and maybe hair styles. Do you have any suggestions? All gratefully received.

Lets kick off. Hey paula, my brassiere does not fit, I don't wear it up top, but to keep my nuts in place. Should I tighten it? Thanks.

[cocopops61]

It wasn't to be taken seriously Frank,get back to the politics of you want

[griff]

It’s true, Frank, YOU NEED HELP.

[Psaw2]

Yep, help with morons.

[kel_]

I would suggest just being polite, Francis, it goes a long way.

Paula is a good egg so play nicely.

Socrates.

[Psaw2]

I haven't criticised paula, all I asked for was some advice. My nuts are dragging on the floor, so a little support goes a long way. Am I the only one with a sense of humour on here?. The answer is yes. As for good eggness, I am not a good egg. Let me show you. Griff is a dullard, a paint by numbers person, if he didn't move you would not know he was there.

Limited, encapsulated, small.

Only kidding griff. Like coco I can say something and call it a joke.

As for paula, I cant remember what she said when she did post, was it about five words? After all a small kettle can only deliver one cup.

Soloman of gogmagog.

[cocopops61]

I just had another look at the offending post and it's obviously said tongue in cheek and not offensive but you in turn insist on being abusive and carrying on with something that nobody else could see,if you want me to apologise I will if you makes you feel better but tbh it makes you sound like a bit of a narcissist