Donald Trump goes on a fact finding visit to Israel.
While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The Undertaker tells the American diplomats that are accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for just $100.
The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes.
They return with their answer to the undertaker, and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.
The Undertaker is puzzled and asks,
"Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, and it would only cost $100.

The American Diplomats replied.
"Long ago a man died here, and was buried here, three days later he rose from the dead.
We just can't take the risk".