Blimey, what a climbdown! Scotland and Wales are a bit similar to New Zealand - doesn't seem to be much of a success there either though, possibly a bit better than England (?)
Coming back to my legal point - my friends asked why is somebody was posting fake legal stuff on a FOOTBALL website. The only answer I could give them was ""Er, well -it's Kempo!", to looks of complete bafflement
They also said that a real lawyer would not post case details on a website for the general public to read - like you did.
Some of those cases that you claimed to have been involved with sound very serious, and the sort that a defendant would be using a barrister, so I take it that is your job?