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  1. 12-05-2020, 04:46 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadAmster View Post
    Cooking tip from.......


    .... Boris Johnson.

    Put the chicken in the fridge at gas mark 5 for 20 MPH.
    Made me smile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdiSalisbury View Post
    Golf clubs reopening tomorrow
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  3. 12-05-2020, 07:29 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdiSalisbury View Post
    Golf clubs reopening tomorrow
    Sigh!!
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    Heard a cuckoo!
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    Saw a magpie attacking a cat
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  6. 16-05-2020, 10:46 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Parkstone View Post
    Saw a magpie attacking a cat
    In that mean spirited tone, my daughter has suddenly woken up to the fact that or dog is in the twilight of his days, so for the first time in 12 years she took him for a walk today. She took two bags. He did three ****s.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy_Faber View Post
    In that mean spirited tone, my daughter has suddenly woken up to the fact that or dog is in the twilight of his days, so for the first time in 12 years she took him for a walk today. She took two bags. He did three ****s.
    I think every Monday night we should all clap for people who pick dog **** up! How folk can do that still amazes me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy_Faber View Post
    In that mean spirited tone, my daughter has suddenly woken up to the fact that or dog is in the twilight of his days, so for the first time in 12 years she took him for a walk today. She took two bags. He did three ****s.
    Hope she took a pair of socks!
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  9. 17-05-2020, 07:59 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manofpride View Post
    I think every Monday night we should all clap for people who pick dog **** up! How folk can do that still amazes me!
    How people can’t amazes me...and those idiots who put it in a bag and then hang it on a tree or a hedge...what’s that about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ramAnag View Post
    How people can’t amazes me...and those idiots who put it in a bag and then hang it on a tree or a hedge...what’s that about?
    It's the territorial marking of the Lesser Spotted Scumbag.
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