Grant Shapps---SBHI 4
Hair bulked a bit but suspiciously tidy rarnd the ears
The Dutch big boned bruiser lad Van Tam looks like he's got an Amazon hair shaver on line. Shaved eeards void.
That Julie Etchingham allus meks me think abart a dominatrix dressed in leather holding a whip. "Coming up after the break I've got some special news for you SB".
Twiggy brought in some hair weshing liquid to show the Royles. "It's like that "Wash and Go", you know like that bird in the advert who washes her hair and then p1sses off, it's good stuff Jim".
Matty Hanc0ck SB Hair Index 8
The lad ezza receding hairline and a big forred so may ev slow hair growth but the thin, layered, consistent structure of the hair rarnd his eead, the clean short neckline and the clean sharp profile rarnd the ears and parting suggest to me a hairdresser may well have addan input recently.
Apart from the hair, what a shambolic performance. First to go in the "reshuffle".
Sir Keir's got an impressive bouffant - plenty of Cossack.