I rang sinkov this morning, the good news is he is fit and well. The even better news is he can't be arsed bickering with me and 59er about politics anymore. We have worn the old bugger down and I believe he is about to join the Socialist Party and stand on Market Street in Clitheroe selling the Morning Star.

He says "he will be back" once the footie resumes because the Tories are sh-it and he now knows they are!