Anyway up as the bingo caller would say. Who am I?
I played International football but not for the country of my birth.
I broke an unusual, perhaps appropriately named record that had stood for over 70 years.
I was involved in a game with an unusual ending.
I did something more in one season than most players do in a career.
A Rotherham legend had a short time to teach me all he knew.
I played at all 5 levels of the English game.
I scored goals at DVS but not at NYS.
My career transfer fees equate to over £4M per game for the time I played at the top level.
My Dad was once player of the year for one of your local rivals.
In the space of 12 games I once scored 3,4 and 5 goals in a game with the latter coming inside 13 minutes.