I didn’t want to tell ya the other night, the reason why she made me renew...

Me and the wife have had personal visits from Mr Con way. He came armed with a bucket full of soapy watter. Skimpy top and a sponge.
Draping himself over her car, he rubbed his soapy sponge and soapy body over her bonnet and windows. ( Cool hand Luke style......)...both windows, back and front at the same time.......
Said he was prepared to do anything if we renewed.


Dribbling, she came into the house and said she’d promised him to renew....






If he put his top back on and F*cked off......


So you lot that’s had just a phone call have had a Lucky escape! ......She’s still shaking....