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[crashbang]

As you all know I am a prolific fat lad food maker.
Bread. Bacon .butter. pork pies. Pasties .sausage rolls. Etc.
Today I made a first.
Crumpets. Ie warborton type.
How do you get all the holes in it.?
3 hours that's how. But the taste , awesome.

[Brin]

Tha must have a reght small dick Crash.....

[crashbang]

Got it shot off in cyprus.
Left me with a 9" stump

[Brin]

....yes I was once asked by a young filly back in the day how long mine was. I told her 4 inch, she said is that all to which I replied yes, off the floor!