I remember a limerick competition ... maybe just ahead of the 78 world cup. I canna remember though which limerick won, and since it was 'in the papers' ... nae chance o' findin oot!
But one of the entries amused my young self so much that I remember 4 of the 5 lines ... and so Ah'll share.
At a meeting of officials and players,
... .. ... ... ... ... .. ... ... .. ... ...
The audience applauded,
Joe Jordan just nodded,
and the goalies jumped out of their chairs.