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Thread: O/T Trojan Condoms

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    O/T Trojan Condoms

    They keep popping up on my screen.

  2. #2
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    Wipe the screen down with dilute bromide and Jeyes Fluid.

    They are American condoms so have to have a name that implies that the people who buy them have a large pen1s.

    All brash and full of bullsh1t these Americans.

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    Buy 2 pack's and bi wun jump ahead !
    A remenba a lad called John Bretter , he wa an electrician , He was working in Picaddilly Circus on some scaffuldin , he tummeld to his death falling thru the big letter O in the BOVRIL sign ,

    On his gravestone it read , " here lies the body of one John Bretter , he went as he came thru the hole in a letter " !

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    Luvvit

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    I remember the condom advert on the side of an ice cream van
    Buy Me & Stop One

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    Or the condom company who placed a free Biro in each packet with the message

    If you can't come..........write

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    Apparently the World's biggest Drawback is ,,,,

    An Elephants Foreskin

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    A went to a concert years back , Headline Act was The Climax Sister's , but they couldn't come , they were replaced by

    Bobby Tupp & The Muffdivers !

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