There is a website that asks people of their experiences, this is what woz sed about Carlisle.

A nervous breakdown in slow motion. Bob.

Ive just spent two hours watching Carlisle for ten minutes. Xander.

The syphilis and gonorrhoea of the football world. Jmes.

Carlisle players are taken to ambling across the pitch in a spectral, shell shocked manner, choosing odd moments to jump and frisk, like a man who intermittantly has an electric current passed through him. Nigel.

Repressed sadists are supposed to become policemen or butchers, not sign for Carlisle. Liz

Carlisle United, a mutant monstrosity born in the toxic dump of the north. Ben.

If god was condemned to watch Carlisle, like he has inflicted on me, he would kill himself. Aldo.

Zebedee. of Clacton.