For the home game against Forest Green Rovers this season the club should provide vegetarian scran for their directors & players' wags, indeed make it vegetarian for all.

Let's make up for the embarrassing comments made by AJ after the CUFC party had left the FGR ground. He complained that the pre-match meal contained no meat.

Apparently the FGR b­astards use no gas, oil etc and their players have the use of electric cars charged by green energy.