Wood, Cook,....
wasnt there a little rhyme or tonguetwister regarding wood and cook, think it went something like this
if a wood cook could cook wood. how much wood would a wood cook cook. if a wood cook could cook wood a wood cook would cook as much wood as a wood cook could cook. if a wood cook could cook wood
there, think thats the 1
Blanco, how about this for worst 11
diamond formation
GK Paul Rachubka
RB Paul Connolly
LB Federico Bessone
CB Scott Wootton
CB Alex Bruce
DCM Kevin Nicholls
CM Peter Sweeney
CM Ian Westlake
AMC Neil Kilkenny
ST Billy Paynter
ST Noel Hunt
Subs
GK Kasper Schmeichel
DF Alan Sheehan
DF Neill Collins
MF Luke Murphy
MF Luke Varney
ST Steve Morison
ST Enoch Showunmi
those players while they played for us, before anyone jumps on me about schmeichel for example (69 goals conceded, yes a pants defence infront of him, but all of em were responsible that season!), also murphy too, sorry but after his debut, he was pants! and Kilkenny, geez if Leeds wanted a sideways passer with a temper tantrum as his special move, then they could have hired me!
i think you'll agree the rest were pants, but those ive just mentioned there there could be arguement from some of you that they were actually good, in my eyes, they were not footballers (certainly not in their time at leeds), they were hired to impersonate footballers!
personally i don't think any of the above 18 have an excuse, they were all turd for Leeds United!
never said i was feeling better, i'm still off work with stress LOL
knew i could rely on you Clive! Scott Wootton, lol, he was shighte,back in the day, remember you getting you knickers in a right twist about him!
Clive your a bit tough on Kasper, as you say he had a poor defence in front of him and Leicester got him for over £1M with less than a year left on his contract, which is why Bates sold him (Kasper wasn't looking to leave)
hope - Michael, Izzy, or Jason - all played for leeds
blanco, god he wound me up so bad, easily THE WORST defender leeds have had in the last 16 seasons!
stomp - nowt to do with his attitude or whether he wanted to stay or go, totally about his record for leeds, he would have conceded 20 less goals if he;'d quit those stupid bloody star jumps that he trademarked as his own move!, Kasper the warm up was before the match, not during!