How on earth does anyone voluntarily get cosmetic surgery and the like?

One and a half hours to go until my appointment to have two dental implants fitted and I’m s’hiteing masel.

Well, nae quite, I’ll put a brave face on and just stroll round to the dentist but I’d rather be going to the pub.


No ridiculous Hollywood White smile for me, these will be back teeth.


I won’t read any replies until I get back, you bunch of b’astards are bound to come out with some horror stories.