Get used to the idea. Put your wife's inheritance on it. It's more certain than Warney shedding tears when we win at Carrow Rd.

I've just watched "Kill Chain: The Cyber War On America's Elections" on Sky Documentaries. If you're interested in preserving democracy and the notion of fair elections then watch this programme and be very afraid.

The programme demonstrates how easy it is to fix election results in the States by hacking into the voting machines, and the software they use. Attempts to introduce paper-based systems (like ours) have been repeatedly blocked by the ....Republicans.