The season starts here.

[Balanbam00]

They were all from China .That's why there were named 1, 2, 3,and 4. Ching wa lee , Ma buuh wa sa, Ming shoo wan, etc ,You try saying these names when high on Coka Cola! :-)

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Wife number 4? What number are you on now?

Or do you just designate numbers for all your wives so you don't get mixed up?

Because you are relatively new on here and have missed tons of banter mixed with personal stuff, I can inform you after a ten year hiatus from marriage I met the "Child Bride".

She is wife number five, a happily converted season ticket holding Claret and we have been married now for eight years which is a record for me.

Moral of the story, never give up, whatever you want is out there somewhere, just persevere and you will eventually find it.