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  1. #21
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    Best bit his the second line 'I've calmed down now though'. Would have been some diatribe if he hadn't calmed down 😂

  2. #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by offshore_arab83 View Post
    Irvine Welsh taking the pss? Begbie goes maroon.

  3. #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by ranaldarab View Post
    Best bit his the second line 'I've calmed down now though'. Would have been some diatribe if he hadn't calmed down 😂
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  4. #24
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    I can hear you from my Bedsit Jambo poet,
    but yer team were shyte and fine you know it,
    you lost the battle and your club's unlucky,
    to be run by The Bride of Chucky.

    You've got loads O dough in the capital city,
    and legal fees covered fae Anderson's kitty,
    you tried to deny winners their rightful place,
    trying to reverse promotion's an FN disgrace.

    The plane is ready to reach for the moon,
    nae style,nae bottle and Neilson oot soon,
    your whole club from tap to bottom lack's class,
    horrible and wrinkled like Chucky's ass.

    With all your money and the Foundation of Hearts,
    you should have ripped ST Mirren and Hamilton apart,
    six points won against them fae 18,
    one of the worst Hearts team's eh've ever seen.

    Four wins twelve points that makes a dozen,
    you sound just like your Glasgow cousins,
    bear pits,effigies and burning flags,
    your only away trip?,Percy's Jags.

    Its no often i say this but i'll tell you something,
    eh'm on the side of my cuddly wee dumpling,
    i hope the Jambo poet is on his knees,
    at the end of all three games against the Dees.

    FACT.

    All copyright held by GUNBOAT production's.

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by GUNBOAT View Post
    I can hear you from my Bedsit Jambo poet,
    but yer team were shyte and fine you know it,
    you lost the battle and your club's unlucky,
    to be run by The Bride of Chucky.

    You've got loads O dough in the capital city,
    and legal fees covered fae Anderson's kitty,
    you tried to deny winners their rightful place,
    trying to reverse promotion's an FN disgrace.

    The plane is ready to reach for the moon,
    nae style,nae bottle and Neilson oot soon,
    your whole club from tap to bottom lack's class,
    horrible and wrinkled like Chucky's ass.

    With all your money and the Foundation of Hearts,
    you should have ripped ST Mirren and Hamilton apart,
    six points won against them fae 18,
    one of the worst Hearts team's eh've ever seen.

    Four wins twelve points that makes a dozen,
    you sound just like your Glasgow cousins,
    bear pits,effigies and burning flags,
    your only away trip?,Percy's Jags.

    Its no often i say this but i'll tell you something,
    eh'm on the side of my cuddly wee dumpling,
    i hope the Jambo poet is on his knees,
    at the end of all three games against the Dees.

    FACT.

    All copyright held by GUNBOAT production's.
    best one yet G, tremendous sir

  6. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by offshore_arab83 View Post
    best one yet G, tremendous sir
    Sir Gunboat, I concur, tremendous

  7. #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUNBOAT View Post
    I can hear you from my Bedsit Jambo poet,
    but yer team were shyte and fine you know it,
    you lost the battle and your club's unlucky,
    to be run by The Bride of Chucky.

    You've got loads O dough in the capital city,
    and legal fees covered fae Anderson's kitty,
    you tried to deny winners their rightful place,
    trying to reverse promotion's an FN disgrace.

    The plane is ready to reach for the moon,
    nae style,nae bottle and Neilson oot soon,
    your whole club from tap to bottom lack's class,
    horrible and wrinkled like Chucky's ass.

    With all your money and the Foundation of Hearts,
    you should have ripped ST Mirren and Hamilton apart,
    six points won against them fae 18,
    one of the worst Hearts team's eh've ever seen.

    Four wins twelve points that makes a dozen,
    you sound just like your Glasgow cousins,
    bear pits,effigies and burning flags,
    your only away trip?,Percy's Jags.

    Its no often i say this but i'll tell you something,
    eh'm on the side of my cuddly wee dumpling,
    i hope the Jambo poet is on his knees,
    at the end of all three games against the Dees.

    FACT.

    All copyright held by GUNBOAT production's.
    BELTER GB ...... :d

    even rhymes tae ............. might want ti gie the Jambo "poet" a few tips , no thinkin eez quite gettin the picture like

  8. #28
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    Thank you for the kind words boys,the Jambo Poet was worthy of a six verser.

  9. #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by offshore_arab83 View Post
    That's ****ing splendid! Made all of the ****e we've had to put up with worthwhile 😂

  10. #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUNBOAT View Post
    I can hear you from my Bedsit Jambo poet,
    but yer team were shyte and fine you know it,
    you lost the battle and your club's unlucky,
    to be run by The Bride of Chucky.

    You've got loads O dough in the capital city,
    and legal fees covered fae Anderson's kitty,
    you tried to deny winners their rightful place,
    trying to reverse promotion's an FN disgrace.

    The plane is ready to reach for the moon,
    nae style,nae bottle and Neilson oot soon,
    your whole club from tap to bottom lack's class,
    horrible and wrinkled like Chucky's ass.

    With all your money and the Foundation of Hearts,
    you should have ripped ST Mirren and Hamilton apart,
    six points won against them fae 18,
    one of the worst Hearts team's eh've ever seen.

    Four wins twelve points that makes a dozen,
    you sound just like your Glasgow cousins,
    bear pits,effigies and burning flags,
    your only away trip?,Percy's Jags.

    Its no often i say this but i'll tell you something,
    eh'm on the side of my cuddly wee dumpling,
    i hope the Jambo poet is on his knees,
    at the end of all three games against the Dees.

    FACT.

    All copyright held by GUNBOAT production's.
    You've got your mojo back🍉👍

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